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title: LastLifeInTheUniverse
created: 2005-07-24 11:56
updated: 2005-07-24 11:56
revision: 5
author: Auriea
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[[Quoth]]
http://film.indiefilipino.com/item.php?id=93
http://filmbrain.typepad.com/filmbrain/2004/05/found_in_transl.html
Last Life in the Universe (2003) (Thai and Japanese with English subs)
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A mysterious, obsessive-compulsive, suicidal Japanese man living in Bangkok, Thailand, is thrown together with a Thai woman through a tragic chain of events. The woman is everything he is not. He is a neat freak who keeps his dishes washed and his books neatly stacked and categorized. She dresses like a slob, smokes pot and never picks anything up. It's a match that somehow works, though. Slowly and entertainingly, more is revealed about the Japanese man and why he's suicidal and living in Bangkok.
Directed by Pen-Ek Ratanaruang and starring Japanese superstar Tadanobu Asano (Ichi the Killer, Picnic, Gohatto). Cult director Takashi Miike also makes a cameo appearance as a gangster.
Cast:
Tadanobu Asano .... Kenji
Sinitta Boonyasak .... Noi
Laila Boonyasak .... Nid
Yutaka Matsushige .... Yukio
Riki Takeuchi .... Takashi
Takashi Miike .... Yakuza
Yoji Tanaka .... Yakuza
Sakichi Satô .... Yakuza
Thiti Rhumorn .... Jon
Junko Nakazawa .... Librarian
Akiko Anraku .... Japanese Housewife
Nortioshi Urano .... Salaryman
Phimchanok Nala Dube .... Girl in Jon's Apartment
Ampon Rattanawong .... Jon's Underling
Jakrarin Sanitti .... Jon's Underling
Movie Name: Ruang rak noi nid mahasan (2003)
Running Length: 1:47:41
Resolution: 704x400
Aspect Ratio: 16:9
Frame Rate: 23.976 fps
Video Bitrate: 908 kbps
Video Codec: XviD
Audio: 48000hz, 16bps, 2ch MP3 VBR
File Size: 716.7 MB
Genre: Thriller / Drama
Language: Thai, Japanese, English
iMDB Rating: 8.0/10 (361 votes)
iMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0345549/
Also Known As:
Chikyû de saigo no futari (2004) (Japan)
Last Life in the Universe (2003) (International: English title)
1
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My name is Kenji.
2
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This could be me three hours from now.
3
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Why do I want to kill myself?
4
00:01:52,781 --> 00:01:55,170
I don't know...
5
00:02:01,861 --> 00:02:09,051
I wouldn't kill myself forthe same
reasons as other suicidal people.
6
00:02:09,661 --> 00:02:11,697
Money problems...
7
00:02:11,781 --> 00:02:13,214
Broken heart...
8
00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:16,134
Hopelessness...
9
00:02:16,661 --> 00:02:19,221
No, not me.
10
00:02:20,661 --> 00:02:25,212
Many books say "Death is relaxing."
11
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Did you know that?
12
00:02:31,061 --> 00:02:34,576
No need to follow the latest trends...
13
00:02:34,661 --> 00:02:37,573
No need to keep pace
with the rest of the world...
14
00:02:37,661 --> 00:02:39,777
No more e-mail...
15
00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:42,216
No more telephone...
16
00:02:43,661 --> 00:02:45,492
It'll be like taking a nap...
17
00:02:45,581 --> 00:02:49,290
Before waking up refreshed
and ready to begin your next life.
18
00:02:49,381 --> 00:02:52,453
That's what they say.
19
00:02:53,701 --> 00:02:57,216
"This is bliss."
20
00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:28,731
Surprised!
21
00:04:38,421 --> 00:04:39,410
Present.
22
00:04:39,501 --> 00:04:43,096
But don't open it, it's mine.
23
00:04:46,461 --> 00:04:52,058
Nice place... big... Not bad.
24
00:04:52,381 --> 00:04:58,058
Sorry I didn't warn you I was coming.
I had a bit of an emergency.
25
00:04:58,421 --> 00:05:00,889
Got any ice?
26
00:05:01,021 --> 00:05:04,457
You don't have a TV?
27
00:05:04,701 --> 00:05:08,011
How can you live without a TV?
28
00:05:12,901 --> 00:05:16,052
You can't just read, you'll go crazy.
29
00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:19,133
I can buy you a TV, and DVD too.
30
00:05:19,221 --> 00:05:23,260
It's fucking hot!
31
00:05:23,341 --> 00:05:26,219
Is the traffic in Bangkok always this bad?
32
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Took me almost two hours to get here.
33
00:05:29,061 --> 00:05:33,452
Can't believe you don't have a TV!
34
00:05:38,261 --> 00:05:40,821
Suicide again?
35
00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:45,453
Hanging yourself this time?
36
00:06:11,261 --> 00:06:14,219
It's too hot!
37
00:06:14,301 --> 00:06:17,134
I need a shower.
38
00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:22,738
This heat can kill you.
39
00:06:23,101 --> 00:06:26,537
Why bother with suicide?
40
00:06:43,101 --> 00:07:11,852
"Black Lizard", by Yukio Mishima
41
00:07:20,061 --> 00:07:32,451
"Out jogging. Don't answerthe phone."
42
00:09:24,381 --> 00:09:30,217
"This is bliss."
43
00:11:16,981 --> 00:11:17,970
Kenji,
44
00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:20,416
Tea is getting cold.
45
00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:23,135
Thank you.
46
00:12:29,021 --> 00:12:31,774
I got to find a way to go back to Japan.
47
00:12:31,981 --> 00:12:34,541
If not Japan, maybe Brazil.
48
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:38,809
Japan is better, fuck overseas.
49
00:12:38,901 --> 00:12:41,699
But here you have a brother.
50
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:45,736
Yeah, the crazy one.
51
00:12:45,821 --> 00:12:49,257
He reads too much.
52
00:12:50,221 --> 00:12:53,338
You can't go back to Japan.
53
00:12:53,421 --> 00:12:56,015
Boss will kill you.
54
00:12:56,661 --> 00:13:00,256
But I've been with him a long time.
55
00:13:00,341 --> 00:13:03,299
He's just in a bad mood.
56
00:13:03,581 --> 00:13:05,731
A bad mood?
57
00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:08,212
Yes.
58
00:13:08,301 --> 00:13:09,939
You fucked his daughter!
59
00:13:10,141 --> 00:13:14,931
If you fucked my daughter,
60
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:24,652
I'd cut your dick off
and stuff it in your mouth!
61
00:13:27,261 --> 00:13:29,058
Really?
62
00:13:29,381 --> 00:13:32,134
You've seen too many yakuza movies.
63
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:55,770
Kenji.
64
00:13:55,861 --> 00:13:58,534
Ready to go home?
65
00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:00,771
Yes.
66
00:14:09,101 --> 00:14:10,898
Kenji.
67
00:14:12,061 --> 00:14:17,818
This is the form forthe public.
68
00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:20,813
This one is for staff.
69
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,892
Sorry.
70
00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:29,533
Thank you very much.
71
00:14:34,861 --> 00:14:36,772
Kenji.
72
00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:41,529
I'm making sushi at home tonight.
Are you free?
73
00:14:41,621 --> 00:14:44,818
I'm allergic to fish.
74
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:46,414
Sorry.
75
00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:49,299
Thank you very much.
76
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,899
Nid?
77
00:14:58,101 --> 00:14:59,250
Have you seen Nid?
78
00:14:59,341 --> 00:15:01,901
She's somewhere here.
79
00:15:02,741 --> 00:15:04,379
Nid!
80
00:15:06,581 --> 00:15:08,299
Nid!
81
00:15:12,421 --> 00:15:13,900
What?
82
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,097
Let's go home.
83
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,331
I can't.
84
00:15:19,981 --> 00:15:22,176
Let's go home.
85
00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:26,613
My client's still here.
86
00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:32,292
I have to talk to you.
87
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:34,258
About what?
88
00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:50,931
"The Last Lizard"
89
00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:58,615
Are you Japanese?
90
00:16:00,061 --> 00:16:03,770
Are you from Japan?
91
00:16:05,661 --> 00:16:19,450
Japan... Japan... Japanese... speak?
92
00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:23,418
Stop fucking with the radio.
93
00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:28,852
Nid... stop it!
94
00:16:32,821 --> 00:16:33,856
Are you crazy?
95
00:16:34,021 --> 00:16:36,660
Take your headphones off.
96
00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:40,618
What the fuck...
97
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,492
Did you fuck Jon?
98
00:16:44,261 --> 00:16:46,331
Who told you that?
99
00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:48,736
Did you fuck him?
100
00:16:52,381 --> 00:16:54,690
Jon told me everything today.
101
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:55,850
What?
102
00:16:55,941 --> 00:16:58,409
What did that dickhead tell you?
103
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:01,015
Yeah, he's a dickhead. He's shit!
104
00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:03,774
So why did you have
to go fuck a shit like that?
105
00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:11,934
You couldn't leave him alone
because he's my shit, right?
106
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:21,738
Jon's such a dickhead.
107
00:17:21,821 --> 00:17:25,496
Don't know why you care
so much about him.
108
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:51,538
I... know... Japanese. I... Japanese...
109
00:17:53,581 --> 00:17:55,970
Getting off here?
110
00:18:08,101 --> 00:18:11,457
Listen, Jon started it, not me.
111
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,498
That's not the point.
112
00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:16,573
The point is you're my sister.
113
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:26,290
He's probably got his dick in some
other bitch's pussy right now.
114
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:29,812
Get out!
115
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,017
Out!
116
00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:46,860
"The lizard wakes up
and finds he's the last lizard alive.
117
00:18:47,101 --> 00:18:51,652
His family and friends are all gone.
118
00:18:56,781 --> 00:18:58,100
Those he didn't like,
119
00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:03,539
those who picked on him in school,
are also gone.
120
00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:10,018
The lizard is all alone.
121
00:19:10,661 --> 00:19:14,495
He misses his family and friends.
122
00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:19,656
Even his enemies.
123
00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:25,530
It's better being with your enemies
than being alone.
124
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:29,133
That's what he thought.
125
00:19:35,781 --> 00:19:40,571
Staring at the sunset, he thinks.
126
00:19:40,661 --> 00:19:44,210
"What is the point in living...
127
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:49,853
If I don't have anyone to talk to?"
128
00:19:58,381 --> 00:20:02,090
But even that thought
doesn't mean anything...
129
00:20:02,181 --> 00:20:06,220
when you're the last lizard."
130
00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:57,612
Nid!
131
00:21:24,821 --> 00:21:28,939
Your car is in the parking
lot out front.
132
00:23:01,661 --> 00:23:05,131
You know my crazy brother.
133
00:23:17,501 --> 00:23:20,811
Make yourself at home.
134
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:26,411
We have a lot to catch up on, Buddy.
135
00:23:26,501 --> 00:23:29,573
Ice, ice, ice!
136
00:23:38,421 --> 00:23:41,970
Is this a house or a library?
137
00:23:43,901 --> 00:23:48,417
Damn... no ashtray.
138
00:23:49,741 --> 00:23:52,733
Cool place.
139
00:23:53,261 --> 00:23:56,697
You moved here for girls?
140
00:23:56,901 --> 00:23:59,620
Or boys?
141
00:24:00,581 --> 00:24:03,493
Thanks... l'll wait till it's cold.
142
00:25:29,421 --> 00:25:33,778
Damn it!
143
00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:40,859
No! No! Don't kill me!
144
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:15,179
- Kenji, aren't you going home?
- Yes.
145
00:28:43,141 --> 00:28:45,291
This is your bag?
146
00:28:46,221 --> 00:28:50,009
The cop thought it's mine.
He took it into my carthen.
147
00:28:51,061 --> 00:28:53,814
I've found your card inside.
148
00:28:54,141 --> 00:28:57,019
So I came here to give it back.
149
00:28:57,101 --> 00:28:58,773
Kenji, are you coming?
150
00:28:58,861 --> 00:29:01,421
You go first.
151
00:29:06,621 --> 00:29:10,614
Did you see a book?
152
00:29:10,901 --> 00:29:13,256
What book?
153
00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:16,852
No. Nothing.
154
00:29:19,101 --> 00:29:21,490
Are you okay?
155
00:29:37,821 --> 00:29:39,049
I gotta go.
156
00:29:39,141 --> 00:29:42,258
Yes, me too.
157
00:32:48,621 --> 00:32:51,294
Thank you for dinner.
158
00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,657
Thank you.
159
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:58,292
You go home now?
160
00:32:59,581 --> 00:33:02,220
I'm not sure.
161
00:33:05,061 --> 00:33:07,939
You go karaoke?
162
00:33:09,261 --> 00:33:11,855
I cannot sing.
163
00:33:16,981 --> 00:33:19,336
You go for girl?
164
00:33:29,661 --> 00:33:32,380
Can I go to your house?
165
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:38,256
My home... very far.
166
00:33:42,781 --> 00:33:44,897
Good.
167
00:33:48,301 --> 00:34:28,020
Thai national anthem
168
00:34:56,581 --> 00:34:58,572
Sa-wat-dee Krap.
169
00:34:58,661 --> 00:35:00,492
What?
170
00:35:01,381 --> 00:35:02,973
Sa-wat-dee Krap.
171
00:35:03,061 --> 00:35:05,017
You can speak Thai?
172
00:35:05,501 --> 00:35:08,061
O-hayo Go-zai-masu.
173
00:35:08,301 --> 00:35:10,656
Want some pizza?
174
00:35:10,941 --> 00:35:15,014
Not hungry? Beer?
175
00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:23,698
My name is Kenji.
176
00:35:23,781 --> 00:35:27,660
I know.
I saw the name card in your bag.
177
00:35:27,741 --> 00:35:30,050
My name's Noi.
178
00:35:30,981 --> 00:35:33,654
Noi... Nice to meet you.
179
00:35:33,741 --> 00:35:36,460
Nice to meet you too.
180
00:36:19,421 --> 00:36:23,334
What is your sister's name?
181
00:36:24,301 --> 00:36:26,496
You eat.
182
00:36:27,261 --> 00:36:29,729
Thank you.
183
00:38:05,221 --> 00:38:07,735
Japanese lesson.
184
00:38:13,141 --> 00:38:15,018
No eat.
185
00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:24,374
What are you staring at?
186
00:39:05,021 --> 00:39:08,218
Are you washing dishes? Don't do that.
187
00:39:11,381 --> 00:39:14,259
Do you want to go home?
I can drop you.
188
00:39:17,341 --> 00:39:22,859
I - drive - you - home.
189
00:39:26,101 --> 00:39:29,138
Can I stay here today?
190
00:39:41,661 --> 00:39:43,731
You sure?
191
00:39:44,701 --> 00:39:46,498
Don't burn my house down.
192
00:39:46,581 --> 00:39:47,809
What?
193
00:39:47,901 --> 00:39:50,176
Nothing.
194
00:40:02,941 --> 00:40:07,696
My sister's name... Nid
195
00:41:07,101 --> 00:41:14,257
I am home...
196
00:43:47,421 --> 00:43:49,173
Hello.
197
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:51,298
Hello.
198
00:43:52,981 --> 00:43:55,290
Who are you?
199
00:43:57,861 --> 00:43:59,772
Who the fuck are you?
200
00:43:59,861 --> 00:44:00,737
Hello.
201
00:44:00,861 --> 00:44:04,695
What? Does Noi in?
202
00:44:04,781 --> 00:44:06,419
What are you doing there?
203
00:44:06,501 --> 00:44:08,253
Get Noi on the phone... Noi! Noi!
204
00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:10,980
- Hallo.
- What's a fucking Hello!
205
00:44:11,061 --> 00:44:16,294
Get me Noi.
206
00:44:16,381 --> 00:44:18,417
All right.
207
00:44:18,501 --> 00:44:20,696
Sorry. I'm sorry.
- Who're you? Can you hear me?
208
00:44:20,781 --> 00:44:23,215
Hello? Hello?
209
00:47:49,341 --> 00:47:51,775
What are you doing?
210
00:47:58,781 --> 00:48:01,295
How dare you come in here?
211
00:48:02,781 --> 00:48:05,136
Get out!
212
00:48:10,061 --> 00:48:13,053
Get the fuck out!
213
00:48:13,741 --> 00:48:16,813
Get out of my house!
214
00:48:16,901 --> 00:48:19,369
I'm sorry.
215
00:49:05,141 --> 00:49:09,134
Why did you leave me, Nid?
216
00:49:19,141 --> 00:49:23,612
I'm scared... I don't want to be alone.
217
00:52:17,981 --> 00:52:21,690
Hey, did you see a Japanese guy?
218
00:52:43,901 --> 00:52:46,369
What are you doing?
219
00:52:47,941 --> 00:52:50,409
I'm sorry.
220
00:52:50,981 --> 00:52:53,495
I bought you some sushi.
221
00:52:53,581 --> 00:52:55,253
Sushi?
222
00:52:55,341 --> 00:52:57,855
Fucking expensive.
223
00:52:58,501 --> 00:53:00,651
I'm sorry.
224
00:53:00,781 --> 00:53:04,376
Okay, I know you're sorry.
225
00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:09,614
I cannot eat fish. I get sick...
226
00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:27,213
You don't speak much Thai, right?
227
00:53:29,261 --> 00:53:31,456
Thank you.
228
00:53:32,741 --> 00:53:35,209
What can you say?
229
00:53:36,861 --> 00:53:39,500
Good luck.
230
00:53:49,341 --> 00:53:51,093
Some more?
231
00:53:52,181 --> 00:53:54,570
I don't want.
232
00:53:58,021 --> 00:53:59,613
Thank you.
233
00:53:59,701 --> 00:54:02,499
I thought you didn't want any more.
234
00:54:12,381 --> 00:54:14,417
More Thai.
235
00:54:15,621 --> 00:54:18,055
Too expensive.
236
00:54:24,181 --> 00:54:26,490
I'm full.
237
00:54:27,061 --> 00:54:29,450
Then stop eating.
238
00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:32,090
Never mind.
239
00:54:36,301 --> 00:54:38,974
No problem.
240
00:54:43,181 --> 00:54:50,656
1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 5... 5
241
00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:58,578
You are very pretty.
242
00:55:01,541 --> 00:55:03,850
More.
243
00:55:05,821 --> 00:55:08,494
Thank you.
244
00:55:11,221 --> 00:55:14,418
You say that a lot, huh.
245
00:55:17,421 --> 00:55:22,211
I'm studying Japanese.
246
00:55:22,301 --> 00:55:25,099
Really?
247
00:55:25,181 --> 00:55:28,776
I'm going to Japan.
248
00:55:28,861 --> 00:55:31,933
Where in Japan?
249
00:55:32,101 --> 00:55:33,534
Osaka.
250
00:55:33,661 --> 00:55:35,652
Osaka!
251
00:55:38,461 --> 00:55:41,498
When?
252
00:55:41,581 --> 00:55:45,415
Soon... Monday.
253
00:55:45,501 --> 00:55:48,220
This Monday?
254
00:55:51,661 --> 00:55:54,539
Why you go there?
255
00:55:55,621 --> 00:55:58,055
What?
256
00:55:58,141 --> 00:56:04,216
What're you doing in Osaka?
257
00:56:04,301 --> 00:56:05,780
Work.
258
00:56:05,861 --> 00:56:09,740
Work? What kind of work?
259
00:56:10,861 --> 00:56:13,853
Same work I do here.
260
00:56:28,181 --> 00:56:30,058
I'm from Osaka.
261
00:56:30,341 --> 00:56:32,013
Really?
262
00:56:32,101 --> 00:56:33,932
You speak Japanese well.
263
00:56:34,021 --> 00:56:35,579
No...
264
00:56:37,421 --> 00:56:40,379
When you want to go home?
265
00:56:43,261 --> 00:56:45,217
You go to hospital?
266
00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:46,256
Hospital?
267
00:56:46,341 --> 00:56:48,093
For your sister?
268
00:56:48,181 --> 00:56:50,172
No.
269
00:57:02,781 --> 00:57:04,658
Hello...
270
00:57:06,141 --> 00:57:07,972
No. Nothing...
271
00:57:08,061 --> 00:57:14,057
Just a friend. Friend, understand?
272
00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:18,096
No, don't come. I'm going out.
273
00:57:18,981 --> 00:57:23,179
Why do I have to tell you everything?
This is my life!
274
00:57:25,421 --> 00:57:29,050
If you want to talk shit,
don't call anymore.
275
00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:39,691
No go home?
276
00:57:41,821 --> 00:57:44,733
This house is very dirty.
277
00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:50,020
You want to stay, stay.
278
00:57:54,421 --> 00:57:56,491
Go to hell.
279
00:58:27,101 --> 00:58:30,935
1,375 Baht.
280
00:58:38,981 --> 00:58:43,930
Why am I cleaning the house
when I'm leaving in a few days?
281
00:59:09,981 --> 00:59:11,733
I knew it...
282
00:59:11,821 --> 00:59:17,054
The bitch blew me off this morning.
283
00:59:48,221 --> 00:59:50,496
This is beautiful.
284
00:59:51,581 --> 00:59:54,015
Why you not go home?
285
00:59:55,021 --> 00:59:57,740
It smells too bad.
286
00:59:58,101 --> 00:59:59,932
What?
287
01:00:01,821 --> 01:00:04,381
My house smells bad.
288
01:00:05,061 --> 01:00:08,019
Smell bad? Why?
289
01:00:09,301 --> 01:00:12,452
Two dead people inside.
290
01:00:14,981 --> 01:00:18,576
We should clean your house then.
291
01:00:25,821 --> 01:00:29,018
It sounds great... around here.
292
01:00:29,301 --> 01:00:32,418
No. It's boring!
293
01:00:45,501 --> 01:00:47,651
You have sister?
294
01:00:48,021 --> 01:00:50,012
Brother.
295
01:00:50,341 --> 01:00:52,093
In Osaka?
296
01:00:52,181 --> 01:00:54,092
Dead.
297
01:00:55,541 --> 01:01:00,012
We are same. My sister's dead too.
298
01:01:01,381 --> 01:01:04,100
You miss your sister?
299
01:01:05,901 --> 01:01:07,414
Sometimes.
300
01:01:07,501 --> 01:01:09,651
You miss your brother?
301
01:01:09,741 --> 01:01:13,051
No, not really.
302
01:01:19,781 --> 01:01:21,339
Did you fart?
303
01:01:23,261 --> 01:01:24,979
Fart?
304
01:01:25,261 --> 01:01:26,376
Fart?
305
01:01:26,461 --> 01:01:28,611
You fart?
306
01:01:28,701 --> 01:01:29,497
You fart?
307
01:01:29,581 --> 01:01:31,936
Not me!
308
01:01:33,341 --> 01:01:35,809
That hurts...
309
01:01:42,981 --> 01:01:45,449
Let's go home.
310
01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:12,969
Hey... Jap boy.
311
01:04:21,861 --> 01:04:23,533
Hey... Jap boy.
312
01:04:23,621 --> 01:04:26,658
Are you upstairs?
313
01:04:29,901 --> 01:04:32,415
Jap boy.
314
01:05:37,781 --> 01:05:42,093
Nid, I'm sorry.
315
01:06:06,245 --> 01:06:09,123
Thanks for cleaning the house.
316
01:06:09,205 --> 01:06:10,923
What?
317
01:06:12,485 --> 01:06:15,045
Thank you very much.
318
01:06:15,285 --> 01:06:17,162
You're welcome.
319
01:06:17,245 --> 01:06:19,964
Tomorrow we'll do the laundry.
320
01:06:25,205 --> 01:06:27,799
Bon appetite.
321
01:06:37,845 --> 01:06:40,234
You no go home?
322
01:06:42,485 --> 01:06:44,760
Can I stay here more?
323
01:06:47,205 --> 01:06:50,834
Do what you want. I leave here soon.
324
01:07:10,445 --> 01:07:13,517
Tonight you sleep in bedroom.
325
01:07:13,605 --> 01:07:14,754
And you?
326
01:07:14,845 --> 01:07:16,881
I sleep here, in sofa.
327
01:07:16,965 --> 01:07:19,525
No. I sleep here.
328
01:07:19,765 --> 01:07:22,325
You sleep in the bedroom.
329
01:07:32,925 --> 01:07:35,439
You can sleep in my sister's bed.
330
01:07:35,525 --> 01:07:37,197
What?
331
01:07:37,285 --> 01:07:41,563
You can sleep in my sister bed.
332
01:07:45,885 --> 01:07:48,877
That jerk did!
333
01:08:05,725 --> 01:08:07,363
Are you married?
334
01:08:07,445 --> 01:08:08,958
No.
335
01:08:09,045 --> 01:08:10,683
You have girlfriend?
336
01:08:10,765 --> 01:08:12,517
No.
337
01:08:13,845 --> 01:08:15,597
Are you gay?
338
01:08:18,805 --> 01:08:20,796
You masturbate a lot?
339
01:08:21,285 --> 01:08:22,559
What?
340
01:08:22,645 --> 01:08:27,480
You masturbate a lot?
341
01:08:35,005 --> 01:08:37,121
Let's go out.
342
01:08:37,205 --> 01:08:38,957
Where?
343
01:09:55,205 --> 01:09:57,275
Shut up old man!
344
01:10:47,845 --> 01:10:54,114
Hey, come sit here.
345
01:12:27,765 --> 01:12:31,804
You saw my book, in the bag?
346
01:12:31,885 --> 01:12:33,796
What?
347
01:12:35,005 --> 01:12:41,001
Two days ago, my book... in my bag.
348
01:12:41,085 --> 01:12:43,553
What book?
349
01:12:46,205 --> 01:12:50,881
Children's book, about a lizard.
350
01:12:52,525 --> 01:12:59,203
Japanese cartoon... in my bag.
351
01:15:30,805 --> 01:15:32,318
Hey!
352
01:15:32,405 --> 01:15:35,602
You need woman.
353
01:15:48,685 --> 01:15:50,084
Here are my father's clothes.
354
01:15:50,165 --> 01:15:52,235
Thank you.
355
01:16:17,085 --> 01:16:18,484
What do you want?
356
01:16:18,565 --> 01:16:23,320
You had Japanese for dinner last night?
357
01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:27,844
Are you fucking him right now?
358
01:16:27,925 --> 01:16:29,756
Fuck your mother!
359
01:16:29,845 --> 01:16:33,918
Come on, I miss you.
360
01:16:34,125 --> 01:16:36,559
I don't miss you.
361
01:16:37,365 --> 01:16:39,674
But what if I miss you?
362
01:16:40,205 --> 01:16:41,797
Go fuck yourself, then.
363
01:16:41,885 --> 01:16:47,596
Come on, don't be rude darling.
364
01:16:47,965 --> 01:16:50,684
Go to hell, asshole.
365
01:16:55,925 --> 01:16:59,201
Let's go togetherthen.
366
01:17:00,325 --> 01:17:07,913
I told you; don't be rude!
367
01:17:25,165 --> 01:17:27,884
This'll teach you some manners.
368
01:17:33,085 --> 01:17:35,838
So, this is your new fuck?
369
01:17:38,445 --> 01:17:41,118
You'll be sorry... Fucking Jap!
370
01:19:03,685 --> 01:19:04,720
Bon Appetite.
371
01:19:04,805 --> 01:19:07,160
You too.
372
01:19:29,925 --> 01:19:31,643
Good?
373
01:19:32,605 --> 01:19:35,642
Very good.
374
01:20:01,885 --> 01:20:04,035
I give you my car.
375
01:20:04,645 --> 01:20:06,397
Why?
376
01:20:07,565 --> 01:20:10,682
I'm not taking it to Japan.
377
01:20:10,845 --> 01:20:15,600
But I cannot... lt's your car.
378
01:20:15,765 --> 01:20:17,915
But I give it to you.
379
01:20:18,165 --> 01:20:21,794
I don't have license.
380
01:20:36,245 --> 01:20:39,237
I give you license too.
381
01:20:43,365 --> 01:20:46,163
You look strange.
It doesn't look like you.
382
01:20:47,285 --> 01:20:51,119
Don't laugh... lt's yours now.
383
01:20:56,325 --> 01:20:59,635
You drive me to airport on Monday, okay?
384
01:20:59,725 --> 01:21:01,556
OK.
385
01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:07,999
It's good car...
386
01:21:08,885 --> 01:21:11,797
Japanese car is better.
387
01:21:19,605 --> 01:21:24,759
Funny? You're beautiful.
388
01:21:29,525 --> 01:21:32,119
Enough.
389
01:22:52,445 --> 01:22:54,515
You're smelly.
390
01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:57,996
Really?
391
01:22:58,645 --> 01:23:00,556
Yes.
392
01:23:01,765 --> 01:23:04,120
OK.
393
01:23:04,965 --> 01:23:07,320
You should take a bath.
394
01:23:07,405 --> 01:23:09,794
Okay, I will.
395
01:23:11,165 --> 01:23:12,837
Now.
396
01:23:12,925 --> 01:23:15,200
Now?
397
01:23:15,285 --> 01:23:18,277
Now...
398
01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:25,160
I say now.
399
01:23:25,245 --> 01:23:27,520
Okay.
400
01:24:27,565 --> 01:24:29,317
Need help?
401
01:24:30,085 --> 01:24:31,677
Yes.
402
01:25:54,045 --> 01:25:56,161
I drive?
403
01:25:57,285 --> 01:25:59,162
It's your car...
404
01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:12,554
You can drive?
405
01:26:12,685 --> 01:26:14,915
I'm not sure.
406
01:26:37,245 --> 01:26:39,918
Goodbye Nid.
407
01:26:43,485 --> 01:26:45,840
This is beautiful.
408
01:26:46,365 --> 01:26:48,037
Yes.
409
01:26:49,325 --> 01:26:51,475
Are you sad?
410
01:26:52,605 --> 01:26:55,881
Everybody is sad.
411
01:27:20,165 --> 01:27:22,395
This is papaya salad...
412
01:27:22,525 --> 01:27:24,959
very good.
413
01:27:25,245 --> 01:27:27,236
Try it.
414
01:27:34,205 --> 01:27:36,116
How it tastes?
415
01:27:36,885 --> 01:27:38,682
Good.
416
01:27:38,845 --> 01:27:41,313
You'll have a big shit tomorrow.
417
01:27:41,405 --> 01:27:42,758
What?
418
01:27:42,845 --> 01:27:47,635
Tomorrow you big shit a lot!
419
01:27:59,725 --> 01:28:01,920
I have present for you.
420
01:28:02,005 --> 01:28:04,314
Present?
421
01:28:04,405 --> 01:28:05,918
Close your eyes...
422
01:28:06,005 --> 01:28:08,644
And turn around.
423
01:28:23,485 --> 01:28:26,238
You can open your eyes.
424
01:28:28,405 --> 01:28:30,396
What?
425
01:28:38,445 --> 01:28:40,276
Thank you.
426
01:28:40,645 --> 01:28:45,514
- Thank you.
- You need it.
427
01:28:58,085 --> 01:29:00,440
My first time airplane.
428
01:29:00,525 --> 01:29:02,800
You many times?
429
01:29:03,085 --> 01:29:05,474
Two, three times
430
01:29:08,485 --> 01:29:11,557
When you go to Osaka again?
431
01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:14,114
I don't know.
432
01:29:26,445 --> 01:29:29,084
Let's sleep here tonight.
433
01:29:29,925 --> 01:29:32,439
Good.
434
01:29:50,485 --> 01:29:52,840
You want to see me again?
435
01:29:52,925 --> 01:29:54,916
Yes.
436
01:29:55,325 --> 01:29:57,680
When?
437
01:29:59,245 --> 01:30:01,759
One day.
438
01:30:22,765 --> 01:30:26,804
Kansai International Airport, Osaka
439
01:30:34,805 --> 01:30:36,796
Just one bag, sir?
440
01:30:36,885 --> 01:30:41,037
Yeah, we only go there to kill someone.
441
01:30:41,125 --> 01:30:43,798
Then come right back.
442
01:30:47,005 --> 01:30:52,398
Hope you're not hijacking the plane.
443
01:30:52,485 --> 01:30:58,196
Don't worry, we're not Arabs.
444
01:31:00,045 --> 01:31:02,605
Here are your boarding passes.
445
01:31:02,685 --> 01:31:06,519
Your gate number is 69.
446
01:31:06,765 --> 01:31:09,643
Have a pleasant flight, sir.
447
01:31:09,725 --> 01:31:13,798
Mr. Tajima, you're very funny.
448
01:31:13,885 --> 01:31:17,924
Hey, young lady...
449
01:31:18,005 --> 01:31:22,283
You have some seaweed stuck
in yourteeth.
450
01:31:56,565 --> 01:31:58,635
Wait for me.
451
01:32:24,365 --> 01:32:26,879
Are you Kenji?
452
01:33:25,205 --> 01:33:27,321
Are you Kenji?
453
01:35:09,125 --> 01:35:11,400
Good day, sir.
454
01:35:12,005 --> 01:35:14,200
Good day.
455
01:36:08,325 --> 01:36:10,885
What the fuck?
456
01:36:54,325 --> 01:36:56,441
Are you Kenji?
457
01:37:38,405 --> 01:37:42,284
Get me a beer, I'm thirsty.
458
01:37:51,845 --> 01:37:55,042
Excuse me.
459
01:38:42,845 --> 01:38:45,200
Freeze!
460
01:38:48,805 --> 01:38:50,796
Kenji?
461
01:39:38,485 --> 01:39:43,195
"This is bliss."
462
01:42:14,885 --> 01:42:18,116
Noi, someone's here to see you.